March 2012
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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum goes to use his vibrator and realizes he is out of AAA batteries.
Mar 1st
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My Aladdin playlist is pretty much the best thing ever. 
Mar 1st
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Listendevonmellon: Bon Iver - Beth/Rest (Acoustic...
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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wallflower02 replied to your photo: I feel like…an Israelite. AHAHHAAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAH
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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emaliaphloup replied to your post: EMILY IS A BUTTHEAD. YOU’RE GONNA EAT YOUR WORDS, HOECAKE YOU ARE THE RUDEST RUDE TO EVER RUDE A RUDE. AND I WOULD SING TO YOU AGAIN BUT I FORGOT TO SAVE MY SONG.
Feb 29th
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EMILY IS A BUTTHEAD.
Feb 29th
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envirobaggie replied to your chat: Me: Can I have some Chapstick? Nik: If you… Good thing I wasn’t kidding………….? You should probably watch yourself.
Feb 29th
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Me: Can I have some Chapstick?
Nik: If you apologize.
Me: No.
Nik: I'll give you some scissors so you can slit your throat.
Feb 29th
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The Evolution of Allstar Weekend.
Suddenly Yours: I'm young and innocent and I think I'm in love with you....you're beautiful.
All The Way: I like you, you're fun....let's have sex.
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Listenfuckyeahblackkeys: Sister - The Black Keys
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Little girl at Target (singing into a lamp stand at the top of her lungs): 1 2 3 4, GO ON AND HIT ME BOY. OOOOOH YOU'RE ON FIIIIIIIIIRE.
Nikole and I: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA SWEET SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Feb 28th
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NEW BRUCE! EEEEEEEEEE →
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emaliaphloup asked: 3, 7, 11, 18, 22, 39
Feb 27th
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40 weirdly intriguing questions...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
Feb 27th
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my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming: “vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
Feb 27th
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